HOW TO PUMP
A COIN
DUMMiES
—Four things. That's it.
Everything the manual teaches fits on one yellow wall. Pick a lesson.
Spot a Proxima bundle
High dev buy, then random wallets piling in. Not organic. Learn the tells.
Spot good coins
Small organic buys, slow holders, real chatter. Boring is the signal.
When to ape
After the checks, with money you can lose, not because someone said so.
When to sell
Decide the exit before the entry. Hope is not a plan.
How to spot a Proxima bundle.
A giant dev buy followed by a flood of random wallets is not a community. It's a script. Learn how organic buyers behave, and why they never look like that.
The Illustrated Deluxe Edition.
Ten chapters and three appendices by the dev who rugged himself. Faith, lore, shilling and the final rug.
Have fun staying poor.
Pumpfun for Dumbs. Grab the coin, copy the CA.
—How to Pumpfun for Dummies
by the dev who rugged himself
How to spot a Proxima bundle.
A high dev buy, then high buys from random wallets seconds later. Organic buyers don't do that. If big wallets are cycling volume in seconds, it's a Proxima. Don't feed it.
Six signs it's not organic.
Proxima score.
Look at the chart and the holder list. Tick what you see. The score tells you how bundle-shaped the launch is.
Paste a CA. Bundle or not?
Don't be the exit liquidity.
Spot. Ape. Sell.
Three short lessons from the yellow wall. Not financial advice, just habits.
Decide the exit before the entry.
Size small. Check the wallets. Write down the sell price. Then go outside.
$DUMBFUN
Pumpfun for Dumbs. Have fun staying poor.
—Join the class.
Read the manual, run the Proxima checker, then buy the coin if you still want to.